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Just for the laugh / fun of it! (no teaching stuff allowed)

Does anyone have some nice, fun stuff to share? Nothing about teaching but just something to entertain and maybe make a worn out teacher smile?

I'll start sharing with this clip. Can't stop laughing!

Also, try this, I found it in the chat box! Sock and Awe. I got 7!

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Not in love that dog? I thought that was you who said you were in love... :D

It was!

Here it is:

Ellen,

This is great! I'm in love and we'll have to let members know about this. So valuable for young kids to see this...

George, these aliases have always been too much for me!
Ellen,

Have you seen that new Sherlock Holmes movie? You'd make a good stand in!

that's about the only time I can remember using that alias.... But for everyone's peace of mind - I do think it handy to have this alias so that those reluctant can be invited here to enjoy / use without registering.... kind of like a carrot.
We had 1 (one) inch of snow in Portland, OR today, and nobody could get home from work. The reporter, who was covering the all-encompassing traffic jam from downtown, actually said that her producer told her it was too dangerous to go over to the (virtually parked) car drivers, about 3 feet away, to interview them.

Here is a video from Jan 16, 2007, when we had THREE inches of snow! We nearly all died from starvation from having to stay inside our houses for a week! :D

Some dumb, some old, some funny!
Top 40 'one-liners'
by prydwen

1. Shizophrenia beats being alone.
2. If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
3. Hard work never killed anyone, but why chance it?
4. I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
5. The meek shall inherit the earth.....after we're through with it.
6. Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
7. It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
8. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
9. When blondes have more fun do they know it?
10. Jesus is coming! Look Busy.
11. Is reading in the toilet considered multi-tasking?
12. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
13. Always try to be modest. And be damn proud of it!
14. I'd kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
15. Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
16. Borrow money from pessimists- they don't expect it back.
17. A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
18. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
19. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
20. Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
21. For sale: parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
22. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
23. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
24. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
25. I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
26. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
27. I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
28. I have friends who swear they dream in color...but is it just a pigment of their imagination.
29. Karaoke is Japanese for "Tone Deaf"
30. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
31. A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
32. Clones are people two.
33. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
34. Did ya hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!
35. Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
36. Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
37. I bet you I could stop gambling.
38. I couldn't care less about apathy.
39. I tried to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
40. I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
#40 is the best! Got to remember that one...

I like the stupid one's too (ie. Cole's law)
Ellen, I laughed! For me - Nr 24, for fun - 36, 21 and 10.
Hilarious!


Why dogs shouldn't wear booties...
This really isn't funny but sooooo cute. Kids have such great imaginations - what happens to us????

Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.

Ellen,

You will love this one...pass it on to Adele. She could make a documentary! Might even be useful for the classroom..

Looks we have something in common... ;-)
Attachments:
Adorable, George... that first one could have been called Chucky and Timmy!

For other users: If you don't want to download a file before viewing it, you can right click on the file name, then choose Open Link in a New Tab to watch online. Attaching media files is really a great way to share.

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